Jeremy the Jolly Jellyfish

Jeremy the Jolly Jellyfish
lives in an aquarium.
The reason for his happiness?
He invested in Ethereum
right back at the beginning,
when it cost almost squat,
and now he owns a super tank
and an ocean-going yacht,
and each of his 45 thousand kids
has their own au pair.
(This may sound ostentatious
but he is a billionaire.)

It’s really quite a sight
to see them all together.
Ninety thousand jellyfish –
that’s what you call a fluther.

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