Ignacio the Ignorant Iguana
fills his bathtub with piranhas,
goes to the opera in pyjamas,
and uses four Ns to spell bannannas.

He once bet his friend Ivana
he could drink all the tequila in Tijuana.
He rode a goat at a gymkhana,
and offered Pope Francis marijuana.

He tried to rollerskate to Lubljana
from the rainforests of French Guiana.
Now he’s unicycling around Botswana,
trying to find the Dalai Lama.